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Tweak says, "Don't put coins up your nose"

Marlene Lupin is plotting her revenge (on_the_wall) wrote,
@ 2009-02-17 14:06:00

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I sure am glad to know that it's like pulling fucking teeth to get most people to actually do anything that the Order was CREATED TO ACCOMPLISH but OH MAN watch out for the shitstorm that'll fly the second anyone doesn't do exactly what that rat wants when we have NO REASON to do him any favours. I just love fucking things up and fighting with Remus, and I'm glad I almost died last week on that stupid mission and I'm already having the Order treat me like I'm a naughty six year old who lied about stealing cookies out of the jar again, and I love that it's assumed that I'm still harping on him because he's a Slytherin and it's NOT, it's because he's a WANKER, and I am SO FUCKING HAPPY that my best friend was fucking a death eater and I had to find out from someone else after she was dead.

I just want to fix things and I keep making everything worse and I'm just tired because it doesn't matter and they've already fucking won, so why bother, you know? At least if something happens at the stupid sit in tomorrow no one'll give a shit.

Good god I'm slanting all over the fucking place. Am such an annoying whiny bitch.

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	Mars. jamesopotter 2009-02-17 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Whenever birds fly south it's time for the winter and when Marlies start talking about weirdshit holidays it's time to ask what's gone wrong this time... So. What's gone wrong this time? I'd be glad to rant and rave for hours about ever twat we deal with on a day to day basis. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	James. on_the_wall 2009-02-17 04:07 pm UTC (link)
	It's a very important holiday. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marlene. jamesopotter 2009-02-17 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	Like Porksgiving? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James. on_the_wall 2009-02-17 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marlene. jamesopotter 2009-02-17 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	I just made Porksgiving up. So there. But I'll leave you alone till you want some chatty company. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James. on_the_wall 2009-02-17 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not chatting anymore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marly Parly Pudding and Pie jamesopotter 2009-02-17 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	You can always chat to me. About anything. Even how poncey my hair is. I'll listen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James. on_the_wall 2009-02-17 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just having one of those very "this is all pointless" sorts of days that I know you don't like hearing about. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	James. on_the_wall 2009-02-17 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	James, they made me slanty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marlene. jamesopotter 2009-02-17 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	You're practically pure. It's bound to come out sometimes. Snape always makes me go slanty. I don't even know why but it's fucking ridiculous how wonky my writing gets when I talk to people I hate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James, on_the_wall 2009-02-18 09:12 am UTC (link)
	SNAPE IS A FUCKING TWATWAFFLE. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marlene. jamesopotter 2009-02-18 09:29 am UTC (link)
	No. We are MOVING HIM UP THE WAFFLE SCALE. Sit down Marlene, because I am pulling out the ultimate swear. Snape is a cuntwaffle. And a Filch. A FILCHY CUNTWAFFLE! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James. on_the_wall 2009-02-18 09:31 am UTC (link)
	Oooh, cuntwaffle. Maybe that's why he's such a little bitch. He's lacking the proper equipment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marlene. jamesopotter 2009-02-18 09:34 am UTC (link)
	Damn straight he is. Snape is so ugly that when he was little his mum had to tie a piece of steak around his neck to get the stray dogs to play with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	James. on_the_wall 2009-02-18 09:44 am UTC (link)
	Snape is so stupid that he spends all day staring at the orange juice carton because it says "Concentrate." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marlene. jamesopotter 2009-02-18 09:48 am UTC (link)
	Snape smells so bad he makes onions cry! And he's a cuntwaffle, lest we forget. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Marlene. no_wonder 2009-02-17 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	Are you fairing any better today? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Alice. on_the_wall 2009-02-17 05:03 pm UTC (link)
	Not really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marlene. no_wonder 2009-02-17 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	Don't blame yourself for the ridiculousness that occurred over Pepper last night. He knew very well what he was doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alice. on_the_wall 2009-02-17 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	It's not just that. Things are just kind of shit right now and that yesterday was kinda the breaking point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Marlene. no_wonder 2009-02-17 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	I know that things are terrible, but they will get better. Is there anything else you need? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Alice. on_the_wall 2009-02-17 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be okay. I think i should go back to the safehouse and work on fliers and things for tomorrow anyway. Thanks though. And thanks for letting me stay over last night. (Reply to this) (Parent)