Marlene McKinnon

Almost my whole freaking family doesn't know me or who they are right now 'cause they have heads full of fake memories.

I gotta get them all back and make them remember or I'm gonna lose everything.

FML. FML A LOT.

Came back after having a brilliant evening with my girlfriend to find my two friends beating each other up. Broke it up and now am getting the silent treatment.

FML

I broke up with my girlfriend so my 'mate' broke my nose.

FML.